(Someone Else's) FML

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

Twilight/Robert Pattinson/Edward/Blahblah junkies, maybe you can get your boyfriends this particular soap so that they can sparkle too.

Hahahaha.

Epic. Fail.